Weirdest Movie Experience?

It was chilly last night and on the spur of the moment, as we passed a theatre, we decided to go to a movie here in Dunedin NZ. (There are no interesting differences between NZ and CA movie theatres). We went to see "Project Hail Mary".

This is YET ANOTHER example of a truly awful science fiction movie, although, nowhere near as awful as Ad Astra or Mission to Mars. I can't quite decide if it was worse than Interstellar.

Anyway, what really distinguished this movie - apart from a really weird combination of 5 year old humour, half-decent science fiction, mostly great visuals, a sappy friendship story, and a truly phoned-in alien ... uh, costume? ... was it's LENGTH.

It just went ON and ON and ON and ON.

Started at 5:45 and I looked at my watch when the closing credits finally rolled: 8:30 !!!! WTF WTF WTF

It's a total mystery to me how this complete joke of a movie got good reviews from Rotten Tomatoes, IMDB, and even The Guardian !!

It might have been OK as a movie for little kids, but no little kid is going to sit still for that long.

1/10 DO NOT RECOMMEND !!!

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